Baby Jesus

Gloria = G
Jay = J

G: Jay this came for you.
J: Oh Hi honey! What is it?
G: I called your secretary and told her to order you some crackers and those cheeses that you like,                
       the tiny little ones.
J: Thanks.
...
G: I know that I have an accent but people understand me just fine!
J: What the hell is this?
G: I told you Jay I called your secretary and told her to order you a box of baby cheeses.
     Oh so that is my fault too!

American slang versus English slang

Hugh Laurie and Ellen Degeneres played an exciting game of American slang versus English slang 

Hair

 
Glossary
deal: /diːl / noun. An agreement, especially in business, on particular conditions for buying or doing something.

laden:/ˈleɪdn/ adj. Full of something, especially something unpleasant.

crap: /kræp / noun. Taboo, slang. Something of bad quality

hurry up: phrasal verb. To do something more quickly because there is not much time

get out: to leave

lined up: to arrange for an event or activity to happen

Honey Pie

 Honey Pie (The Beatles)

She was a working girl
North of England way
Now she's hit the big time*
In the U.S.A.
And if she could only hear me
This is what I'd say.

Honey pie you are making me crazy
I'm in love but I'm lazy
So won't you please come home?

Oh honey pie my position is tragic
Come and show me the magic
of your Hollywood song.

You became a legend of the silver screen
And now the thought of meeting you
Makes me weak in the knees.

Oh honey pie you are driving me frantic *
Sail across the Atlantic
To be where you belong.

Honey pie, come back to me.

I like it like that,
Oohh, I like this kinda*, hot kinda music.
Hot kind of music, play it to me,
Play it to me Hollywood blues

Will the wind that blew *her boat
Across the sea
Kindly send her sailing back to me.

Honey pie you are making me crazy
I'm in love but I'm lazy
So won't you please come home?

 Glossary 

Hit the big time: to become successful

Frantic: /ˈfræntɪk/ adj. unable to control your emotions because you are extremely  frightened or worried about something.

Kinda: kind of

Blew: /bluː/ verb. past tense of blow/bləʊ/ To move along or be carried by the wind

Honey Pie (The Beatles - 2009 Stereo Remaster)

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlItyQrgw80

Honey Pie (The King´s Singers)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZWM4bA9jcM