Baby Jesus

Gloria = G
Jay = J

G: Jay this came for you.
J: Oh Hi honey! What is it?
G: I called your secretary and told her to order you some crackers and those cheeses that you like,                
       the tiny little ones.
J: Thanks.
...
G: I know that I have an accent but people understand me just fine!
J: What the hell is this?
G: I told you Jay I called your secretary and told her to order you a box of baby cheeses.
     Oh so that is my fault too!